tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

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 ✖ who doesn’t love the train tho ✖

 ✖ who doesn’t love the train tho 


1 note · #mine #selfie #face #me #The 1975 #1975 #matty #Matty Healy #adam #Adam Hann #George Daniel #Ross MacDonald #follow #follow me #following all #follow for follow #train #trains

bitrates:

Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with your life today.

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cokeflow:

make your child stop screaming or I will

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Fuck the police if you know what I mean

Fuck the police if you know what I mean

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minimalminds:

http://minimalminds.tumblr.com

minimalminds:

http://minimalminds.tumblr.com


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madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

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cupcakevevo:

listening to music alone in your room like

cupcakevevo:

listening to music alone in your room like

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jordanaypk:

"WHAT THE"

jordanaypk:

"WHAT THE"

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urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

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s-andpitturtle:

Splendour In The Grass > xx

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warm-bagel:

my arm looks unhealthy

warm-bagel:

my arm looks unhealthy


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