me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)
the last one killed me
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
when Hugh Hefner can call you out on your misogyny, it’s time to seriously reevaluate your life and the choices you’ve made.