teacher: maybe we should move the test?
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'
*proceeds to eat both food and person*
(Source: youaremynirvana, via j6)
The word swag can’t even describe this
(Source: quevidamastriste, via impressing-myself)
Matty Healy and George Daniel
I love this..
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day
(Source: lampsarepeopletoo, via infected)
don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch
this scene changed my life.
this is literally my life
The scene that shaped a generation
(Source: rouxx, via cant-stop-spinning)